Blatp.

30 / F / SF Bay Area, CA

September 1, 2014 3:20 am

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

(via pyrogender)

3:08 am 2:59 am 2:58 am

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via shrimpfur)

2:58 am

super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

milliondollarnigga:

dope as fuck

This bothers me for some reason.

(Source: gexian, via johnthedragon)

2:57 am 2:56 am 2:55 am

earthandanimals:

A bunch of hopeless jerks said this baby was as good as dead. That makes this even better. <— Click the link for full article. :)

This is Biscuits. The little baby was found on the ground by someone just walking by on the sidewalk. Biscuits is a southern flying squirrel was half-dead, baking in the Florida sun. The man took her in immediately and began rehabilitating her. He was told by others that he didn’t have enough experience to save her and that she would die. As it turns out… they were all wrong. His love and devotion to this little squirrel saved her. Her recovery is one of the cutest things ever.

(via johnthedragon)

2:53 am
weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

(via synchra)

2:53 am
thatninja:

tashabilities:

ouijubell:

shizukasmack:

tedikuma:

Another comic I started last night. This one is basically about what it was like being African American in high school, minus the supernatural transformation at the end.

This is awesome. 

YASSSSS!!!!


Permanently get from round you white people who try to quantify and authenticate your Blackness.

I identify so much with this… Only I get it from both sides (I’m bi-racial)

thatninja:

tashabilities:

ouijubell:

shizukasmack:

tedikuma:

Another comic I started last night. This one is basically about what it was like being African American in high school, minus the supernatural transformation at the end.

This is awesome. 

YASSSSS!!!!

Permanently get from round you white people who try to quantify and authenticate your Blackness.

I identify so much with this… Only I get it from both sides (I’m bi-racial)

(Source: theodore3.com, via synchra)

2:52 am
toastoat:

what a powerful cat

toastoat:

what a powerful cat

(Source: awwww-cute, via gatorguts)

2:47 am 2:46 am

spiderstranded:

missmonstermel:

yonderbeasties:

All my Jungle Book pieces so far. 

Prints

WOW!

sssssssssshit.

(via hornedfreak)

2:45 am

tvjojo:

*goes up to a straight couple* so who’s the silly rabbit and who’s the cinnamon apple?

(via pyrogender)

August 31, 2014 9:16 pm
emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

(via iguanamouth)